CORPO CAT

~ ZHENG vs. EVERYTHING ~

Zheng is 32, gay, Chinese, stylish as hell, and drowning in a SaaS job he hates.

His Abyssinian cat Kinu vomits somewhere new every morning. That's the alarm clock.

His boss Sandal is a Swedish HR nightmare who Slacks at 11pm and signs off with "no rush :)".

The girlies are going to Malaga in three weeks. Save $3000 or watch the stories from your cubicle.

Resist Grindr. Resist the group chat. Resist the urge to stab Sandal with a stapler.
(You would never.)

📋 HOW TO SURVIVE THE WEEK

▸ FUN > 0 — zero fun and Zheng can't focus. no fun, no work.

▸ FOCUS > 0 — focus is what earns money. drops to zero? no paycheck.

▸ 5 DAYS — Mon → Fri. save $3000 by Friday night or the girls go to Malaga without you.

▸ BOSS SUSPICION — if Sandal maxes out, you get dragged into an HR meeting. it costs money. it costs your soul.